Let me tell you a tale of a close friend of mine named Angry Vagina. One sexually frustrated day, she decides to join a mobile dating app against her better judgment. Dared to participate by a Penis Custodian friend of hers (technically not bangable because of “nobody’s fucking business”) she is unable to resist the challenge and so opens herself widely and blissfully to the possibilities.
Guys, lets face the cold hard truth: nobody gives a shit about you. Specifically, your purple-headed warrior and other dangly things. In fact, the ‘Y’ chromosome itself garners plenty of ridicule from credible sources. Unbeknownst to you, women laugh at your curious cucumber every day. And it’s wrong. Totally wrong. And unfair. You and your petrified slinky deserve better.
Working on next article series #WaitForIt 😈😈😈#MeanWriter #BadFeminist
How I wake up to #Kitteh no matter which city we're in 😽#BabyFangs #BeardedBaboon #NewAgeNomads #CatMomOfTheYear #HappyMonday
The #BestVendingMachine ever. Partially featured on the right is also a large rubber insect . . . for your extra special needs . . .
Ever since we got here, #ViciousKitten has begged me to go bungee jumping from our high balcony. Suffice it to say, Mr. Fuzzy Cliffhanger has had a change of heart #FreezingTemperatures #DanglingKitteh #CatMomOfTheYear #Vertigo #HighPlaces