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Everyone's hating on white guys these days. And, a disturbingly large number of us are cool with this super insidious and *politically correct* form of racism and sexism. The media and academia has promoted this so well that white guys even publicly hate on themselves (#hatepseech) in order to fit in nowadays.

KISW PODCASTS

5.2.2018

New podcast with @TheMegaCast is up! To @ImSteveMigs and @TheeTedSmith... well, always happy to make you both uncomfortable. Aaaaaaand you’re welcome!

http://www.kisw.com/media/audio-channel/megacast-050218-elf-quest

Also in iTunes under: “The MegaCast” @999KISW

 

2.28.2018

Checkout the new show with Steve Migs & Thee Ted Smith as we explore curious ways to play with your food and other adventures in awkwardness! 🍨

http://www.kisw.com/…/audio-c…/megacast-022818-island-cruise

Also in iTunes under:
“The Megacast”
KISW 99.9 "The Rock"

 

 

2.14.2018

New @TheMegaCast featuring farts, *varts* and other horrors is up! Find us in iTunes or listen here:  

http://www.kisw.com/media/audio-channel/megacast-021418-vart

@999KISW

Aaaaand happy Vday! <3 Your Sandwich Bitch, @TheeTedSmith & @ImSteveMigs! – at KISW Studios

 

1.31.2018

Another offensive show with @ImSteveMigs & @TheeTedSmith catered for your discomfort! Please excuse the part about sex shops, rubber torsos, belly bands & stockpiling genetic *material*. Listening link:

http://www.kisw.com/media/audio-channel/megacast-013118-date-or-fake

Or find us in iTunes under “MegaCast” 

 

1.24.2018

First MegaCast Show with @ImSteveMigs & @TheeTedSmith of KISW 99.9 FM Seattle! Listening link:

http://www.kisw.com/media/audio-channel/megacast-012417-juliette-fretté

Or find us in iTunes under “MegaCast” 

 

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