About Me.

 

Welcome friends! As you already know, I’m a world famous thought leader often celebrated for my crowning achievement as ‘Chief Cackling Cat Lady at Kitteh’s Litter Box’. But what you might not know, is that I’m an award-winning stalker to my son Kitteh, my boyfriend Mr. Axe Murderer, and our demon seed, Princess Pudge. Notably, I'm also the organic grassfed cow for Pudge, who savors my nipple like you might savagely murder a laffy taffy.

Otherwise, in my extremely limited spare time between beached whale poses, I consider myself an enthusiast for badassery, good-natured batshittery and general mind-fuckery. My powers are limitless, especially when I lend unsolicited opinions. I also like to explore the bounds of vanity, write things, create stuff, breakdance, and manipulate the universe telekinetically.

Lastly, I'm Playboy's 'Feminist' Playmate. A Centerfold from a decade ago who tried to get your attention by making it political.

Yes. That was annoying of me . . . ;-)

 

About Kitteh.

 

Kitteh has been a vicious kitten since September 2011 and is on a paleo diet.  In his extremely limited spare time, Kitteh chews lint roller tape to get high and also digs imaginary holes and dives into them. Kitteh's other artwork includes creating secret hammocks inside mattress box springs.  As the webmaster of this site, Kitteh answers all mail directed to info@juliettefrette.com and if given the opportunity, will stick his tongue in your mouth. Like every other guy . . .

Me + Kitteh Fashion Shots

 

*Some click-able non-kitteh photography by Mike Danen